Get busy living, or get busy dying.

You probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we in the killin’ Nazi business. And cousin, Business is a-boomin’.

[repeatedly singing] And we’re the three best friends that anyone could have!

When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie, he sets the standard for “not to be f’d with”.

"You can do it!"

Good ‘ol original Rob Schneider.  Never used that quote in any other movie.

"This….is….SPARTA!!!!"

And we have slutty women.

"I see dead people."

And one of them is a freaky chick with a weak stomach.  She’s my favorite.

"Is that hair gel?"

Yes.  It is.

"Do you like apples?  Well I got a number.  How ’bout them apples?"

I think we all wanted to smack pretentious-pony-tail guy.

"You make me want to be a better man."

Yeah, it got him laid.