"You can do it!"

Good ‘ol original Rob Schneider.  Never used that quote in any other movie.

"This….is….SPARTA!!!!"

And we have slutty women.

"I see dead people."

And one of them is a freaky chick with a weak stomach.  She’s my favorite.

"Is that hair gel?"

Yes.  It is.

"Do you like apples?  Well I got a number.  How ’bout them apples?"

I think we all wanted to smack pretentious-pony-tail guy.

"You make me want to be a better man."

Yeah, it got him laid.

"I make this look good."

Will Smith, you’re my hero.  And it’s fun to watch you chase aliens.

"F**k ‘em if they can’t take a joke"

I can take a joke, but I don’t think a lack of a sense of humor is grounds for nuclear annihilation.  Maybe it’s just me.

"HA! I got the knife.  Now turn on the god damned lights!"

That Eddie Murphy’s a funny *****.

"They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!!"

They can also take out the trash.