"You can do it!"
Good ‘ol original Rob Schneider.  Never used that quote in any other movie.

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"This….is….SPARTA!!!!"
And we have slutty women.

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"I see dead people."
And one of them is a freaky chick with a weak stomach.  She’s my favorite.

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"Is that hair gel?"
Yes.  It is.

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"Do you like apples?  Well I got a number.  How ’bout them apples?"
I think we all wanted to smack pretentious-pony-tail guy.

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"You make me want to be a better man."
Yeah, it got him laid.

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"I make this look good."
Will Smith, you’re my hero.  And it’s fun to watch you chase aliens.

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"F**k ‘em if they can’t take a joke"
I can take a joke, but I don’t think a lack of a sense of humor is grounds for nuclear annihilation.  Maybe it’s just me.

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"HA! I got the knife.  Now turn on the god damned lights!"
That Eddie Murphy’s a funny *****.

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"They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!!"
They can also take out the trash.

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