"I make this look good."

Will Smith, you’re my hero.  And it’s fun to watch you chase aliens.

"F**k ‘em if they can’t take a joke"

I can take a joke, but I don’t think a lack of a sense of humor is grounds for nuclear annihilation.  Maybe it’s just me.

"HA! I got the knife.  Now turn on the god damned lights!"

That Eddie Murphy’s a funny *****.

"They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!!"

They can also take out the trash.

"His name was Robert Paulson"

And he was an idiot.

"Get off my plane!"

And I’ll get off your sister.

"Mission accomplished."

‘Nuff said.

"I’ll be back."

And he was.  And then he was the governator.